Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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