What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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