let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It's just like the Real World with babies
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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