I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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