i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
