Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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