I'm pants shitting drunk right now
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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