the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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