if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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