party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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