He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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