Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just google imaged poop.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
In America we eat man semen.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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