Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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