Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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