Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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