weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
