He kissed a someone with a penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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