I want to walk on stilts...naked
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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