She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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