Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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