She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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