I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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