what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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