come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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