i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
