i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
