don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
