Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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