just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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