Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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