I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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