come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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