I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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