There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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