Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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