no, he came in my armpit
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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