Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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