What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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