These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
