Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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