She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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