Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
