Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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