Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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