Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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