Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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