how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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