Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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