people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm at about main and main street
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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