I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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