I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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