what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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