hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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