she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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