we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
