was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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