The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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