So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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