i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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