She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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