i don't like sucking hair
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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