So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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