yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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