Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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