I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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